How can we be lovers if we can't be friends? That's Mike Bolton is thinking right now and wishing he didn't write that song either. After a long ass engagement to Desperate Housewife, Nicollette Sheridan, he's back on the market and prowl without all the hair. (Michael grow back the hair. It was the best part of your videos.)
Since she's probably a cougar at heart, she realized she needed to spread her cougarness with all the young pups in Hollywood. Next on her list - Justin Timberlake, Jesse McCartney or the kid from Hairspray. Look for wild clothing, heavy make-out sessions and run ins with the paparazzi on Robertson Blvd.
Rock on, Nicollette. And now, a moment of silence for the next 3:52 as I sing loudly to my favorite Michael Bolton song ever.
Showing posts with label bad example of living together. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad example of living together. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Breaking up is hard to do
Posted by Allison M. at 8/27/2008 10 comments http://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=3656540322366553973 http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=3656540322366553973 Links to this post
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Saturday, August 9, 2008
Keep it in the pants
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Let me first start out by saying, Mr. Edwards, I thought you were intelligent. Really. But, like most other d-bags, you cheated on your wife - idiot! Hello - you are really famous. This stuff sells newspapers! Did you really not think it was going to get out?
From this article:
"I am responsible for it. I alone am responsible for it," Edwards said on ABC News "Nightline.
No shit, Enstein. No shit. Although I'm sure the chick with the badly bleached hair had something to do with it, too.
Well, what we have learned here. Let's try to do the opposite that politicians have done this past year and find another vice of sorts. Yes, Mr. Spitzer, that means you too.
What about hair twirling? That doesn't seem to hurt anyone or be controversial. Then again, Edwards does pay $400 for hair cuts, right?
Let me first start out by saying, Mr. Edwards, I thought you were intelligent. Really. But, like most other d-bags, you cheated on your wife - idiot! Hello - you are really famous. This stuff sells newspapers! Did you really not think it was going to get out?
From this article:
"I am responsible for it. I alone am responsible for it," Edwards said on ABC News "Nightline.
No shit, Enstein. No shit. Although I'm sure the chick with the badly bleached hair had something to do with it, too.
Well, what we have learned here. Let's try to do the opposite that politicians have done this past year and find another vice of sorts. Yes, Mr. Spitzer, that means you too.
What about hair twirling? That doesn't seem to hurt anyone or be controversial. Then again, Edwards does pay $400 for hair cuts, right?
Posted by Allison M. at 8/09/2008 3 comments http://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=1016344800535394225 http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=1016344800535394225 Links to this post
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Friday, June 13, 2008
Friday Fodder
OMG. Anyone, I repeat, anyone who dates this man in the future should just be laughed at, pointed at and even thrown a rotten tomato or two.
Not guilty? Seriously? He married Aaliyah at age 15 - doesn't that count right there!?
All I know is that I don't want to hear any remix to his ignition -- ever again!
Not guilty? Seriously? He married Aaliyah at age 15 - doesn't that count right there!?
All I know is that I don't want to hear any remix to his ignition -- ever again!
Posted by Allison M. at 6/13/2008 3 comments http://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=8437231869301707886 http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=8437231869301707886 Links to this post
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Friday, May 9, 2008
Bad example of living together: Hollywood style
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I don't even need to comment. I really don't. How do you say "so not going to work out" in Mariah's lingo?
Not only did they get married after only dating for a few weeks or months, they are going to join the tattoo laser removal club. Did you see the size of Nick's tat across his back? Holy crap that is ballsy and going to be quite expensive to remove. At least hers is a tramp stamp -- a couple rounds with a laser can shrink that.
BF - If you love me and are reading this, buy me a new Louis Vuitton purse. Don't waste your time getting a tattoo to profess your love. A new bag will do just fine. And, quite frankly, probably last a hell of a lot longer.
I don't even need to comment. I really don't. How do you say "so not going to work out" in Mariah's lingo?
Not only did they get married after only dating for a few weeks or months, they are going to join the tattoo laser removal club. Did you see the size of Nick's tat across his back? Holy crap that is ballsy and going to be quite expensive to remove. At least hers is a tramp stamp -- a couple rounds with a laser can shrink that.
BF - If you love me and are reading this, buy me a new Louis Vuitton purse. Don't waste your time getting a tattoo to profess your love. A new bag will do just fine. And, quite frankly, probably last a hell of a lot longer.
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Pittsburgh brides are crazy
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Someone is punking me. Are they serious?
This couple had a newlywed brawl the night of their wedding. Holy shit that is awesome and slightly disturbing all at the same time. She left in her wedding dress! How embarrassing!
The BF and I don't get into too big of fights in public. I tend to talk pretty loud, and yell even louder, so I can understand if someone mistakes my "talking" for "fighting."
Awhile back I made the BF watch the Lifetime movie where DJ from Full House plays Fred Savage's girlfriend. He's the wrestler and she's the not-so-popular younger girl that decides to date. (There is a point here. I promise.) Anyway, I refused to change the channel and the BF stayed in the room commenting on how stupid the movie was. Well, I know he was at least paying attention to part of it, because when we are in public places, he imitates part of the movie. He pretends to grab my neck and say "You said we'd be together forever."
OK. Now. This is funny to me. However, if you just see a guy do this in the middle of a store or say the grocery store, you are going to look twice at them. No, he's not abusing me. It's just his sick humor.
Lesson learned -- watch Lifetime by myself and don't get arrested on your wedding night.
Someone is punking me. Are they serious?
This couple had a newlywed brawl the night of their wedding. Holy shit that is awesome and slightly disturbing all at the same time. She left in her wedding dress! How embarrassing!
The BF and I don't get into too big of fights in public. I tend to talk pretty loud, and yell even louder, so I can understand if someone mistakes my "talking" for "fighting."
Awhile back I made the BF watch the Lifetime movie where DJ from Full House plays Fred Savage's girlfriend. He's the wrestler and she's the not-so-popular younger girl that decides to date. (There is a point here. I promise.) Anyway, I refused to change the channel and the BF stayed in the room commenting on how stupid the movie was. Well, I know he was at least paying attention to part of it, because when we are in public places, he imitates part of the movie. He pretends to grab my neck and say "You said we'd be together forever."
OK. Now. This is funny to me. However, if you just see a guy do this in the middle of a store or say the grocery store, you are going to look twice at them. No, he's not abusing me. It's just his sick humor.
Lesson learned -- watch Lifetime by myself and don't get arrested on your wedding night.
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Sunday, April 27, 2008
Shame on you says the scorned woman
The bitch is back. Again. Only this time, it doesn't look like she's in the apartment that her husband is evicting her from. Apparently, putting skim in her husband's cappuccino is grounds for a divorce.
She's not done yet. She's going to continue to speak her truth with tarot cards apparently.
She's not done yet. She's going to continue to speak her truth with tarot cards apparently.
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Monday, April 21, 2008
Bad relationship of the week
I've been thinking about this since the story broke last week. The bad relationship of the week is anyone and everyone in a polygamist relationship, especially if you are located in Texas.
What the F are you people thinking? I have a boat load of questions for these women and men in polygamous relationships because I'm completely fascinated by this lifestyle. I'm also very inquistive about the Amish lifestyle, too.
Why do you wear 1800s clothing?
Why do you wear your hair like that?
How long do you really think you will be able to live with 50+ people in one house when it's clearly illegal to have multiple wives?
How can you be surprised when the state takes away your kids for living a plural lifestyle? (I could kick the PR person who invented the term.)
You can't honestly think that you are in a healthy relationship. Right?
I have to say...I'm a huge fan of the show Big Love. I can't help it. I can't wait for the new season on HBO.
What the F are you people thinking? I have a boat load of questions for these women and men in polygamous relationships because I'm completely fascinated by this lifestyle. I'm also very inquistive about the Amish lifestyle, too.
Why do you wear 1800s clothing?
Why do you wear your hair like that?
How long do you really think you will be able to live with 50+ people in one house when it's clearly illegal to have multiple wives?
How can you be surprised when the state takes away your kids for living a plural lifestyle? (I could kick the PR person who invented the term.)
You can't honestly think that you are in a healthy relationship. Right?
I have to say...I'm a huge fan of the show Big Love. I can't help it. I can't wait for the new season on HBO.
Posted by Allison M. at 4/21/2008 3 comments http://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=8695302032655367491 http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=8695302032655367491 Links to this post
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Monday, April 7, 2008
Bad example of living together
Holy shit. I hope, really I do, that by the time this postcard reached Post Secret you left the bastard and took some of his stuff too.
I'm all for hiding "personal" items between the two of you, but hiding your stuff to make it appear that you don't live there? Come on honey. You are better than that. It leads me to a bigger thought though. You must not have a lot of stuff, right? Clothes? Shoes? Pictures? I mean, how can you hide all your belongings in enough time. Where does he put them? Is your storage place that big? He must be an expert packer. It would take my B.F. days to make it look like I don't live there.
I guess I'm just baffled because I'm thinking where my B.F. would put all my stuff.
My advice: Break up with the freak. It will save you oodles of money in future therapy.
I'm all for hiding "personal" items between the two of you, but hiding your stuff to make it appear that you don't live there? Come on honey. You are better than that. It leads me to a bigger thought though. You must not have a lot of stuff, right? Clothes? Shoes? Pictures? I mean, how can you hide all your belongings in enough time. Where does he put them? Is your storage place that big? He must be an expert packer. It would take my B.F. days to make it look like I don't live there.
I guess I'm just baffled because I'm thinking where my B.F. would put all my stuff.
My advice: Break up with the freak. It will save you oodles of money in future therapy.
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Thursday, April 3, 2008
Relationships gone bad
Anyone and everyone who lives with the ever graceful, Ms. Paris Hilton is a bad example of living together and a relationship all wrapped up into a ball. I'm not a fan of Paris. Never have been. She stands for absolutely nothing and has a whole army of young girls thinking it's OK to speak in a kiddy voice, twirl around and pouting your lips for the paparazzi to snap a picture of you. Not cute.
Remember this interview from Larry King? It's amazing what natural make-up, a flowery dress and low-key hair can make viewers believe. Great, great PR move for her, but she's done little capitalize on it or shape her image in a positive way. Instead, she's choosing to search for a new best friend with MTV's help. So much for helping those less fortunate in Africa.
Remember this interview from Larry King? It's amazing what natural make-up, a flowery dress and low-key hair can make viewers believe. Great, great PR move for her, but she's done little capitalize on it or shape her image in a positive way. Instead, she's choosing to search for a new best friend with MTV's help. So much for helping those less fortunate in Africa.
Posted by Allison M. at 4/03/2008 2 comments http://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=709935326830402623 http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=709935326830402623 Links to this post
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Bad example of living together
I'm going to start a new section of posts citing examples when not to live with your boyfriend. Or, just crazy examples of when you should've gotten out of the relationship, but couldn't quite get the guts to move on.
Take this girlfriend for example. Now, her B.F. might have displayed signs that he was going to do something crazy like attempt to burn her apartment down. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
Excerpt from the article:
Police said the man argued with his girlfriend and banged on her door, and when she opened it at 8:45 p.m. she found a fire in the hallway.
Police said gasoline had been splashed on the floor and lit a fire that had started to burn the carpet and walls. A resident flagged down a passing police officer.
At this point, I'm thinking he is now her ex-B.F. after that stunt. Let's hope she has renter's insurance.
Take this girlfriend for example. Now, her B.F. might have displayed signs that he was going to do something crazy like attempt to burn her apartment down. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
Excerpt from the article:
Police said the man argued with his girlfriend and banged on her door, and when she opened it at 8:45 p.m. she found a fire in the hallway.
Police said gasoline had been splashed on the floor and lit a fire that had started to burn the carpet and walls. A resident flagged down a passing police officer.
At this point, I'm thinking he is now her ex-B.F. after that stunt. Let's hope she has renter's insurance.
Posted by Allison M. at 3/05/2008 2 comments http://www.blogger.com/email-post.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=5485380726737053819 http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=7836205464580156377&postID=5485380726737053819 Links to this post
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