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Since I was single this past weekend with the BF at a bachelor party, my friends and I rallied together for a late dinner, wine drinking and then dancing at Velvet Dog. It was beyond a blast of a time. I had such a great time with everyone. From 8:30 to 3 a.m. I was completely entertained by each of their hysterics, including the almost argument we had with a bitchy girl at D'vine and all of the creepy men on the Velvet Dog's rooftop. I know, I know, I know. I knew what I was getting myself into, but we haven't been up there in forever and we now have our fill for the summer.
It was packed with boys with button downs, gold chains, white tanks underneath, slicked back hair and even the super pimp himself in full attire. You know it's a good night when you run into Rod Stewart. What gave him that idea? (Note to self: Find the superpimp and interview him.)
Anyway, only me plus one more ended up heading to the rooftop with two old college guy friends who we thought would serve as bodyguards. We were so wrong - they ended up dominating the dance floor with their crazy moves and scamming on other girls.
Because I wasn't inhiberiated, I noticed the guys around the dance floor. Have you ever actually looked at the guys that swarm around when a group of girls are dancing? I'm going to think you haven't because you had one too many drinks. But, really, it's quite amazing. They sit, stare and point with their friends and then make the move only tools make - they come up from behind you, grab you by the waist and thrust into you. OK - no one likes that. You do realize that, right? This is not the Roxbury and you are not Chris Kattan.
The BF calls it "freaking" on girls. I guarantee he and his friends used to go to
W.6th, hit on girls and take them home by "freaking" on them. He even gets this stupid grin as if he's remembering his days in the basement of Blind Pig. Damn, I wish I could go back into time to see that. He claims he's too old for W.6th anymore. I'm not - best people watching EVER!
So, ladies or gents, what is your exit strategy when boys/girls try to "freak" on you?
Showing posts with label girls night out. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girls night out. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Monday, October 29, 2007
girls' night out
As girls, we need more of these. Even if we aren't in a relationship or shacking up, it's something that girls need to do at least once a month. I'm always with my B.F. I see him at work, after work, when I go to bed and when I wake up. It's easy to do the same things every weekend, so we, as couples, need to shake things up, go out with the girls, turn off the phone and if you cheat, make sure not to take pictures and use protection.
We were celebrating two friend's 25th birthdays (Katie and Katie), complete with crowns, flowers and balloons and drinks at local area bars. (That was Erin's idea-- not mine, but they made me do it on mine so we returned the favor to them.)
Here are my top 6 reasons to not ruin your friendships with your girls when you get in a relationship:
1)You never know when you will need good drinking buddies.
2)Even though you still don't live with them, you can still secretly steal clothes, shoes and even Halloween costumes that they'll eventually forget about.
3)Driving drunk is irresponsible -- hello Britney, Paris and Lindsey! If they had friends or half a brain, they wouldn't do those things either.
4) They answer the most important question, "Are these jeans too tight?"
5) They answer other important questions like, "Do I look like a hooker?, Is there something in my teeth? and Is that guy fuckable?" (Jeff feel free to counter my points now.)
6) Who will listen to you talk about the latest Grey's Anatomy drama?
Now you try. It doesn't have to be 5 reasons, it can one, two or 23.
We were celebrating two friend's 25th birthdays (Katie and Katie), complete with crowns, flowers and balloons and drinks at local area bars. (That was Erin's idea-- not mine, but they made me do it on mine so we returned the favor to them.)
Here are my top 6 reasons to not ruin your friendships with your girls when you get in a relationship:
1)You never know when you will need good drinking buddies.
2)Even though you still don't live with them, you can still secretly steal clothes, shoes and even Halloween costumes that they'll eventually forget about.
3)Driving drunk is irresponsible -- hello Britney, Paris and Lindsey! If they had friends or half a brain, they wouldn't do those things either.
4) They answer the most important question, "Are these jeans too tight?"
5) They answer other important questions like, "Do I look like a hooker?, Is there something in my teeth? and Is that guy fuckable?" (Jeff feel free to counter my points now.)
6) Who will listen to you talk about the latest Grey's Anatomy drama?
Now you try. It doesn't have to be 5 reasons, it can one, two or 23.
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