-We can let immigrants in, as long as they’re passionate about our country…and the U.S. government has created a test to prove it.

- South Africa is set to approve gay marriages

- ATMs aren’t safe…an Al-Qaida cyber-attack….the government is trying to scare us again.

-If only the wise men would’ve known; Jesus might have got an Xbox instead of gold

-The top 10 deadliest drunk driving states have been announced

-Ever sing any of these songs? If so, good chance you were drunk.

-Speaking of drunk, did you see Danny DeVito on the View?

-Ok, so this is just a little weird: a site announcing the top ten hottest Disney babes? They’re cartoons, people.

-Rock the manger of love: Billy Idol releases Christmas album