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Entries from April 2008

Roger Dodger: Clemens still belongs in hall

April 30, 2008 · 3 Comments

You ever encounter a person you just don’t like? You don’t know why. They seem nice. They have lots of friends. Don’t do anything to bother you. You just don’t like them. That’s how I think we are beginning to feel about Roger Clemens.

And despite all this, I think he still belongs in the Hall of Fame.

I don’t like Clemens. Never have. But I subscribe to the school of black and white. And nowhere in the Hall of Fame guidelines is ‘upstanding moral character’ a qualifier. It has become an subjective consideration as baseball writers play baseball God and deem who is good enough, often ignoring several key stats. (But we won’t get into that today.)

No, today we’re going to briefly discuss why Clemens off the field antics have no bearing on his on the field performance. First, the steroids. There is so much garbage tied to this case that it’s not worth getting into all of it for the sole reason that it’s all speculation. Nothing was proven. Nothing. You can point to the evidence, point to the testimonies but through all of that no one was able to make anything stick. So, until they do he still hasn’t broken any rules. So technically he should be in the hall.

But what about his relationship with Mindy McCready, the up and down country singer who at 15 was burning bright and at 30 is trying to make a comeback? Well, outside of the obvious (uh - why are you making eyes with a 15 year old when your 28?) what has he done that affects his criteria for getting into the hall. I think the fact that his friends and family know he was possibly making time with the fine young lady below is enough.

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I’ve been banging this drum for a while. Barry Bonds, even with his admitting to using creams still hasn’t done anything that should keep him from the  hall. Tax evasion? Please; what impact does this have on his play? And if you want to cite the speculated rampant steroid use, do so; but until you can prove it don’t let it affect your vote.

Then again, what do I know; I still think Pete Rose belongs in the hall. The fact that one of baseball’s greatest pitchers (maybe greatest period), all time hits leader and all time home run leader won’t be in the hall of fame really saddens me. It saddens me that the players made major errors in judgement when it came to living their life to even get int his position. But it saddens me even more that something that has no bearing on their accomplishments will dictate their position in baseball history.

Categories: Sports

President Bush: Now available for birthdays and bar mitzvahs

April 29, 2008 · 2 Comments

So my wife turned 30 today. She’s not taking it too well. Me? I’m going to be 32 soon so I know what she’s going through. 30 sucked. I wonder if I’ll look back on this when I’m 40 and say ‘you are such an idiot; 30 was nothing’.

Anyway, I wanted to let you all in on what I was going to plan for her birthday party. There is a great up and coming comedian who is burning up the comedy syndicate. Just last week he killed at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. And, it looks like he’ll have plenty of time to tour starting in 2009.

I am of course talking about President Bush. This guy is a regular riot. He used the association dinner to poke fun at his potential successors. He spun a pretty good yarn too; I’m still laughing over these zingers:

On McCain: He is trying to distance himself from me. (Stop!)

On Hillary: She couldn’t attend because of sniper fire. (Hilarious!)

On Barry: He’s at church. (No more; please! You’re killing me!)

If you want to see this two drink minimum performance, just click through to the article (thank you BBC) which has the footage, probably recorded on Cheney’s cell phone.

On a side note, within this article you’ll also see that the dinner was attended by VIPs including Ashlee Simpson, Ben Affleck and Pam Anderson.

What? Since when are these guys considered VIPs? What, Steve Guttenberg, Paris HIlton and Bea Arthur were too busy?

(Oh, and for real - happy birthday to my wife. Love that T-bone!)

Categories: The News

Feist is Nice

April 26, 2008 · 1 Comment

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With all due respect to my wife, I think I’m in love.

That’s how I felt on Wednesday night after seeing Feist play at Cleveland’s Palace Theater.

First, som backstory. Have you ever wanted to eat at a restaraunt but you think it’s crowded and you’re bummed because you really want to go, so much so that you pull in just to checkand much to your amazement they seat you right away? That’s how I felt when I went online to check for Feist tickets. We sat center aisle, 16th row — for $30.

So we’re already stoked. Then we find out that little-heard, much-talented Toronto-based singer/storyteller Hayden was opening. Bonus for us. And just when we thought it couldn’t get any better, Feist absolutely rocked it.

Now, I haven’t been to a concert in a while, so I may be biased just because it was great to once again hear some live music. However, someone who is no stranger to live music, Burger friend Candis, was also there and actually called it one of the best performances she has seen.

Feist was really amazing, delivering every song with the perfect blend of emotion and amazement that only comes when you’re singing / performing for the first time. And while she was honored to be playing at a venue as prestigous as The Palace, she obviously wasn’t singing any of these songs for the first time, especially 1,2,3,4 which, as energetic and flawless as it was, wasn’t my favorite performance. That is reserved for My Moon My Man which was delivered with some fantastic personality and gave us one of the best band performances of the night.

Back to that whole ‘in love thing’; I’m not sure how to explain it, but she has a personality / stage presense that makes her a million times more attractive. Now, she is already very pretty, but in a unique way. Feist just has ‘that’ factor. One blog I found puts it really well when it refers to her as ‘oddly gorgeous’…it also has a ’smoking’ picture of her that ups her cool factor and may explain where the visual arts that accompany her show comes from (which was equally stunning, especially after a few brews).

Check her out if she’s coming to a town near you ( check here). And if you’re not sure it’s worth it, remember how much you enjoy eating at your favorite restaurant and just buy a darn ticket.

Categories: Music

Del Toro tapped to direct Lord of the Rings prequels

April 25, 2008 · No Comments

Guillermo del Toro is bringing his unique vision to Lord of the Rings.

Peter Jackson announced yesterday that del Toro would be directing The Hobbit and its sequel, set for release in 2011 and 2010.

I’m happy with this news. If Jackson couldn’t direct, del Toro is a great candidate to carry the torch. del Toro is best known for Pan’s Labyrinth. For Harry Potter fans, he directed The Prisoner of Azkaban, which in my opinion has been the best directed of all the films. Especially when you compare his work to the current director, set to helm the series through its finale, David Yates.

Within the article announcing del Toro you’ll see that Sir Ian McKellen has expressed interest in playing Gandalf again. Yea, like anyone is going to tell him he can’t.

If you’re in the mood and can’t wait until 2010 there’s always the original to tide you over:

Categories: Pop Culture

Theeeeey’re Back! UFO’s in Phoenix Again.

April 23, 2008 · 3 Comments

My Twitter experience has introduced me to some cool people. I look forward to hearing what they have to say more than I look forward to my RSS feeds.

One such person is Bonnie Burton, who I’ve mentioned here before. She is a writer for Lucas Film and nows her audience well, keeping all of us geeks informed with cool Star Wars pop culture stories and other interesting notes.

Today was no exception as she featured a link to the Phoenix radio station KTAR’s site where they reported on the return of UFO’s in Phoenix. The mysterious red lights weren’t claimed by any nearby airport or military bases. Even more mysterious is the fact that this is the same exact spot where UFOs appeared eleven years earlier. The article claims that former Arizona governer Fife Symington, who once downplayed and denied that the lights were no big deal now admits that the lights came from crafts of unknown origin and remains one of the great unknowns.

You can make up whatever excuse you want to rationalize this occurence. Me? I believe it. I’ve been trying to tell people that the end is near. That signs of the apocalypse are all around. This was recently reported; see for yourself.

Now do you believe?

Categories: The News

Beer. Beer. And more beer.

April 22, 2008 · 6 Comments

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Hey - I’m back! What a crazy week. And this week isn’t looking much better. But that’s ok; I’m not going to let anything get me down. Feist is coming to the Palace in two nights; the Cavs are up 2-0 and the Indians….well, the Indians. Oh well; at least I have two things going for me.

I was debating on what to write about tonight. My wife and I were debating who has the more acclaimed career - Will Smith or Tom Cruise - while shopping for mass goods at Sam’s Club. Ask me ten years ago and I would’ve said Cruise; so I thought I might dedicate a column to why I think Smith is the answer now. But then I saw the awesome new Heineken Light commercial and it put me in the mood to write about beer.

Why?

Well, something I haven’t had the chance to share is that Burger buddy Candis and I are doing the Winking Lizard World Tour of Beers. You have until the end of the year to drink their selected 100 beers. There are a lot of great finds in there, which I’ll be sharing with you as we dig in. And, I’m proud to say, we started February 29 and already have drank 41. The next dent will be Wednesday post Feist concert.

Another reason I’m in the mood is because of one of the Tour’s brewers, Sierra Nevada (they have three on the tour - Pale Ale, Bigfoot - the barley wine, and the stout). After trying Bigfoot on Friday, which was great (heck, it’s one of Michael Jackson’s favorites - the beer critic, not the singer), I was able to try their SummerFest - which is awesome, especially if you liked the ESB (Early Spring Brew).

Then, I saw them again, this time listed on my new favorite site Beeroftheday.com. The site was featuring the brewer’s Brown Ale - what? Sierra Nevada has Brown Ale? Where can I get this?

So, get ready; I sense a lot of beer posts coming. Check out the tour, join if you can. Check out the beer of the day site; subscribe to it so you can stay on top of the beers; and, if you sample any or have a favorite, be sure to post them here.

Categories: Vices

White People Do Drugs Too

April 17, 2008 · No Comments

The image below was on a billboard with the message ‘Addiction doesn’t discriminate’. It’s for a health care facility that helps treat drug addicts. It also is the perfect example of what can happen when a campaign isn’t executed correctly.

Thank you, billboard on my way home, for reminding me that it’s not always black people who are addicts.

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Great cause.

Great message.

Poor execution.

Categories: Society

Star Wars and Sketch Comedy

April 15, 2008 · No Comments

I’m worried. I have a lot of work to do this week with some pretty pressing deadlines. However, I can’t have the Burger faithful missing the important,  hard hitting news that I bring. So, just in case I can’t stay on top of the posts, check out these two cool things I came across this past weekend:

50 Best Sketch Comedies of All Time!

As Whitney Matheson said on her blog, prepare to waste some time. She featured this last Friday, a product of the Web site Nerve in partnership with IFC that outlines and shows the top 50 sketch comedies of all time. Now, this is just ridiculously funny with some of my favorites (Andy Kaufman, The State) getting the attention they deserve. Although, I’m not sure ‘more cow bell’ is 50 (seems like it should be higher to me).

Star Wars, reimagined.

I started following Bonnie Burton on Twitter, courtesy of a Wil Wheaton post on his Twitter page. Bonnie is a writer for LucasFilm so I pretty much pay attention to all of her Tweets. One very cool thing that caught my eye talked about SteamPunk Star Wars figures. I had never heard of SteamPunk so I’ll let the official Star Wars blog tell you all about it. Or, you can whet your appetite with this crazy ass interpretation of Chewbacca:

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Hopefully I’ll be checking in regularly, but just in case, hopefully this gets you through the week.

Categories: Pop Culture

Do you hulu? I do.

April 11, 2008 · No Comments

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For the last few weeks I’ve been following a new Web craze, hulu.

The site is aiming to steal some of the YouTube crowd by running clips and full episodes of a lot of television shows and movies. You can watch mini episodes from Silver Spoons, like this awesome clip from the episode where Ricky gets a body guard - that’s right, Mr. T.

Or you can find my new favorite Christopher Walken clip showing him at his family reunion.

I first read about it in Entertainment Weekly. The magazine had a critic use hulu for a week to construct his TV schedule. They concluded that it’s fun to play with but not ready to replace the real thing.

I agree; they didn’t have any Mr. Belvedere. I still had to go to YouTube to find that:

Categories: Pop Culture

That baby has the cutest face(s)

April 9, 2008 · 2 Comments

The medical world has done it again. My mind has been blown. Only a few weeks after the news came out about the pregnant lady who looks like a man we have this news out of India about a two-faced baby.

Yes, you read that right:

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The village into which the baby was born is hailing the birth as the reincarnation of the Hindu goddess valor Durga, a fiery Hindu deity, often depicted with three eyes and multiple arms.

The baby has two sets of everything except ears. And, according to the family the baby is ‘perfectly normal’, drinking out of both mouths, blinking all four eyes. The baby’s father, 23-year old Vinod Singh, a poor farmer, said of his daughter that ’she is fine - like any other child.’

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Vinod, no offense, but there’s something a little different. How do you even begin to deal with this as a parent? I’m just an observer and this is totally blowing my mind. So many questions come to mind, yet no one is addressing them, simply saying that the baby is healthy and so far, expected to live a normal life.

My question is this - how does this happen? I know there are rare medical instances that result in occurences like this or like the eight limbed girl, (also in India - what’s going on over there?) but these are really starting to blow my mind. I know we live in a world of 24/7 news so we’re able to see and hear about things we never were able to before. But I have a feeling we’re going to be hearing a lot more stories like these.

Sorry that the Burger is starting to look like ‘Ripley’s! Believe it or not!’ I will write about sunshine and puppydogs tomorrow. And for those of you grossed out by the raw meat shot in the header - fear not, I have narrowed my search for a new image and will be replacing it soon.

Categories: Society

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