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  Michael Jackson Converts To Islam; Immediately Crushes Self Under Wall

  http://ace.mu.nu/archives/278549.php
  46 days ago in Ace of Spades HQ · Authority: 1,263

  —Ace So the Sun reports, anyway. He and Cat Stevens announced a joint tour. They'll be singing Stevens' signature father-son estrangement song Cat's in the Cradle, but with a "happy, uplifting" new ending in which the father wins back his son's affection with wine, pornography, bumper cars and molestation.

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    Michael Jackson se convierte al Islam (Act.)

    http://vorzheva.blogspot.com/2008/11/michael-jackson-se-conv...
    44 days ago in Spanish Pundit · Authority: 92

    El Sr. Jackson dice que siempre se ha sentido atraído por nuestras costumbres.via Stop the ACLU. [el chiste viene a cuento de que distintos bloggers consideran probable que Michael Jackson se haya convertido para escapar de las acusaciones de pedofilia que se han ido realizando sobre él en los últimos tiempos (1, 2, 3, 4, entre otros)].(Act.) Más en Nueva Europa.El mejor sin duda, Extreme Centre: El fin del Islam, Michael Jackson se convierte Ace of Spades habla de que él y Cat Stevens aka Yusuf Islam van a hacer una gira juntos...Rechazó el de Mustafá, su nombre ahora es Mikaeel. Technorati Tags: Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson se convierte al Islam

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      Michael Jackson converts to Islam…again

      http://religionresearch.org/martijn/2008/11/21/michael-jacks...
      47 days ago in C L O S E R · Authority: 15

      In 2003 the following report appeared: Report: Jackson converts to Islam Paper says pop star joined Louis Farrakhan’s flock last nightLast night, on the eve of child-molestation charges being filed against him, Michael Jackson converted to Islam, reports the New York Post. In 2005: Michael Jackson: Converts to Islam, Reportedly Says, Jews Are ‘Leeches’ Michael Jackson: Converts to Islam, Reportedly Says, Jews Are ‘Leeches’ In 2006: Myopic Thoughts: Michael Jackson: Muslim Woman? Michael Jackson: Muslim Woman? In 2007: Michael Jackson Confirms Conversion to Islam Pop superstar Michael Jackson has confirmed his conversion to Islam, according to reports in the Middle East. In 2008 Michael Jackson coverts to Islam changing his name to Mikaeel | The Sun The way you Mecca me feelMICHAEL JACKSON has become a Muslim — and changed his name to MIKAEEL. The skint superstar, 50, donned Islamic garb to pledge allegiance to the Koran in a ceremony at a pal’s mansion in Los Angeles, The Sun can reveal. Maybe it is true, probably not, but that doesn’t explain why this story is coming up again and again and always treated very seriously (although the Sun has published it under ‘bizarre’) also in Dutch newspapers such as Telegraaf and Spitsnieuws, the Belgian Gazzet van Antwerpen, gossip sites such as RTL Boulevard and websites such as God voor Dommen and MusicBlog.A simple google search would suffice in this case, at least to question the news and put it a little into perspective. Note that in some cases the reports show the discourse of a meeting between ‘Wacko Jacko‘ and ‘those weird Muslims‘. And perhaps that is why it pops up time and again.

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  Finally: Michael Jackson Converts to Islam

  http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/195069.php
  46 days ago 46 days ago in The Jawa Report v3.0 Beta · Authority: 1,108

  Michael Jackson converts to Islam. The pedophilia jokes practically write themselves, don't they? I'll start: Yeah, but Aisha was a girl. Your turn in the comments. UPDATE: Ace starts with the funnies........

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