September Engrish Roundup

Make many delightful time for you!Bacterium with chicken or braised bullfrog? Always a tough choice.So your metals won't lust if they get wetOral exam tomorrow!Try our chicken, too.How about a free ass-whuppin' instead?Just like Mom used to make.Is that a banana in your ass, or are you just unhappy to see me?Don't eat it, just smell it.We have a fresh batch coming out of the oven momentarily.Or get it in my hair.No, thanks. That donkey is a terrible cook.New! From the publishers of Reverse CowgirlWelcome, stupid Americans!The client wants it bigger.No, sit and grimace.