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  Link Bulimia

  http://www.pompculture.com/2008/11/link-bulimia_21.html
  47 days ago in Pomp Culture · Authority: 11

  There are a lot of dating websites out there. I see commercials for them all the time. eHarmony, Perfect Match, Match.com, etc...People have even found dates on Craigslist, although I simply cannot imagine looking for my soul mate on the same website I used to sell a TV for $100 and a bottle of Sailor Jerry. I would never subject myself to this, but it appears as though quite a few people have had some measure of success. That being said, I couldn't believe it when I was reading the mailbag on KSK and saw a link to Women Doing Time. You're probably saying to yourself, "No no, this can't possibly be what I think it is." Oh how very wrong you are. It's an entire pay site devoted to getting you in touch with incarcerated women all over the country. Here's a sample profile: Natalie is a mobile dog groomer by trade, and her motto is "Groomers Do It Doggy Style."Her release date is 3/2009. Mark it. Anyway, as always if you find anything particularly depraved please pass it right along to linkbulimia@gmail.com. Enjoy and make sure to wash your hands afterward. A whale shark takes a dump and scientists go berserk. (BBC News) Here are a few challenged ballots from the elections in MN. The Lizard People made it a good race. (MPR) No one likes President Bush. (YouTube) This is an outstanding collection of pictures from LIFE Magazine posted on Google. Worth a look. (Google) Mark my words: I'm buying a breathalyzer before the year is up. There's no way that this doesn't end up with me in the hospital. (Breathalyzer.net) This is the greatest wedding ever. Talk about falling on a grenade. Notice the Twinkie cake. (SherDog) Twenty road signs. (Uncoached) $250 down? Not a CHANCE! (YouTube) I've stared at this for literally hours. Once you get the hang of it, it's not too difficult. The easiest way to do it is stare at the thigh of her leg that she's balancing on. It's not a fake, go ahead and download the GIF. (Perth Now) Those clowns on Wall Street. What a bunch of clowns. (The Daily Show) It wouldn't be Pomp Culture without a link to the New Yorker. Even if it is Jack Handey. "Maybe it's got something to do with that 42 in the corner." (The New Yorker) Variety Writers Sling the Slanguage. (Funny or Die) Hubert Humphrey & the Zillionaire Internet Army. I'm pretty sure that's all I have to say. (YouTube)

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    Pajiba Love 11/21/08

    http://www.pajiba.com/pajiba-love-112108.htm
    47 days ago in Pajiba - Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People · Authority: 419

    Nothing But Toilet Humor Today Pajiba Love / Stacey Nosek Haha. I've never heard the term "peeking turtle" for having to take a poop really bad. I've always been partial to "prairie dogging." (IDLYITW) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Guess what asinine thing Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson decided to name their stupid emo baby? (WIMB) Prince William took a leak in public, and you'll never guess what happened next? If you said "somebody took a picture of it" you win the prize again. (The Blemish) Pop Quiz: Atomic Deer Turds. What kind of cuisine does this entail? (SeriousEats) No offense to Dustin and Seth, since it technically is a legal website, but rarely do I actually laugh out loud when reading a news item on QuizLaw. Hilarious indeed; thank you sir. (QuizLaw) Aww, ain't this sweet? Chez has his very own stalker. (Deus Ex Malcontent) Speaking of people who are off their meds, Rosie O'Donnell is pissed off about "The View" again or something I think. (DListed) Google has LIFE magazine's entire photo archive hosted online now, including many images which were never before published. Since nobody does jack shit on Fridays, anyway -- knock yourselves out. (google) Hooray! Fantasy Football/Sex Advice Mailbag! Well, hooray for the sex advice part, anyway; I still think football is boring. Especially pretend football. (KSK) John McCain in countersuing Jackson Browne, insinuating that Jackson Brown simply wanted publicity for not wanting his name, music, etc. be associated with john McCain. Nice try, old man. (Celebitchy) Salon.com has countersued (?) People's Sexiest Men Alive list with a list of their own, starting off with a more appropriate Robery Downey Jr. I mean, really? Hugh Jackman? No fucking thanks. (Agent Bedhead) The North American Mountain Goat is maybe the least disappointing and useless wild animal in North America. (Animal Review) Here are the 20 Best Cover Songs of all time, part II. (MixTapeTherapy) I don't entirely understand what this is, but I know is that need to have one more than anything in the world. (CuteOverload) My roommate watches this "House" fuckshit, and, OK... I admit that I do occasionally get sucked in while she's watching. Anyway, I loved this spoof: Atom.com: Funny Videos | Funny Animations | Upload Video Clips Bonus video! Sarah Palin is interviewed with turkeys being slaughtered behind he. Yup, seems about right: Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.

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