It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian...

Oh man. That episode hit a little to close to home for me. I get emails all day about things were are and are not allowed to do at work. When Jim busted out the stopwatch I just about died. There's a certain amount of personal freedom that makes people want work harder, I think. We recently got an office lecture about the fact that we are not 'paid to go to the bathroom.' So whenever I travel to go to meetings I just tell the secretary that when people call for me, just tell them that 'I'm in the bathroom. Yes, for an hour.' No matter how many times I tell her to do that she never does. Huh.