THIS TRAMP MAKES MY COCKBURN

by Mr. E, Staff Writer With all of this focus on swimming and the women's gymnastics team, it has been a bit difficult to catch any action of other Olympic events. But with these two areas of focus nearing end, we can now turn our attention to other games of the Olympiad. And unbeknownst to me, there is another element to the gymnastics portion of the games: the trampoline. Yes, the trampoline. A "sport" that nearly all of us can relate to. Lets face it, few of us are vaulting and beaming these days. And there are few things better than getting sauced up and trying to wreck your friends into the springs.