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  The Ultimate Anti-Zombie weapon

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  34 days ago in Whale Oil Beef Hooked | "Political Commentary with Bite" · Authority: 83

  The Ultimate Anti-Zombie weapon Submitted by Whaleoil on Tue, 2008-12-02 20:52 What do you do if you are attacked by Zombies? Why, you whip out your assault rifle equipped with a chainsaw bayonet and put some serious hurt on them Zombies. As Neatorama points out; I’m not a fan of chainsaws as anti-zombie weapons, despite their use by the great Ash. But this variant of the chainsaw intrigues me. It’s a small chainsaw mounted on a semi-automatic rifle as a bayonet. It would make the rifle absurdly heavy, but it would also provide some safety in the event that a zombie gets within four or five feet — when the rifle would become ineffective. Technorati Tags: Whaleoil's blog

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    Hmmm. This could be useful…

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    35 days ago in Blowing Out Lanterns · Authority: 1

    Setting aside any considerations of the horsepower needed to adequately chew through bone, cartilage, etc. I must say that this looks pretty tempting. We’re seeing a demonstration of an small arm size chainsaw affixed a la bayonet mounted the barrel of an assault rifle. Pretty much the last gory word (moan?) in up close and [...] Related posts:10 Worst Things To Do During A Zombie Outbreak There have been many articles, videos, and postings on...It’s only a matter of time For those slight few of you who may still doubt...Christmas comes early Every now and then you just run across the perfect...

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      Chainsaw Bayonet Mounted Assault Rifle Is The Ultimate Weapon In The Pumpkin Apocalypse

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      35 days ago in Videogum: Video Blog: TV, Movies, Webjunk · Authority: 783

      This man (via BoingBoing) has mounted a chainsaw onto an assault rifle. Fair enough. Some people are arguing that this is the ultimate weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse. Let's get real, you guys. Zombies are fast now. They have been since 2002, and they're only getting faster. Besides, a chainsaw is a blunt instrument. It's not going to get through the vertebrae fast enough to end brain function before you get bitten, and since nowadays even just exposure to zombie blood can be enough to cause infection, I think you're looking at a sluggish weapon that's going to weigh you down with minimal improved defense. Good luck. I won't hesitate to destroy you if you get turned. On the other hand, as this video shows, this is an unparalleled weapon for the Pumpkin Apocalypse. Even if the pumpkins aren't pulverized by the bullets, once they've fallen off the log onto the ground, you can awkwardly chop them up using the mounted chainsaw. Those pumpkins won't be taking over the mall anytime soon.

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