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Jeremy Vine seems to think Somalian pirates are quaint little rascals who run around shouting 'Arrr!'. He'll never be as good as Laurence. |
Later, I discovered that there's a picture on the internet where I am holding up a barman who is exposing himself. It's been an odd day. |
Today, I woke up at 7am with an unexplained headache, played bass until I was almost violently sick and then ate a plateful of fish fingers. |
It could be a comedic conversation piece for years! |
Sometimes on my lunchbreak I contemplate the double-irony value of being hit by a slow moving ambulance in the hospital grounds. |
It is too hot in this office. I've been asleep since 11. |
Kings cross is rubbish. |
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